Blackened Black

Blackened Black (Just Takin' The Piss)

Island mentality the hell with frugality

let someone else do the work in reality(for real?)

use your words to convey your harassment

who's the boss? the one who's payin' management

hold your tongue while you look and explore it

exotic people over there have adored it

while you sit with your face all contorted

a letter from the queen that reads ... wait for it

time for tea and a toast to the people

congratulations on the building of the steeple

you don't have to reap what you sew eatin' beetles

y'all can be the thread and we can be the needle

three sheets to the wind a little later

chained to a boat that you made for the trader

tears in your eye like a sad Alligator

10 little monkeys workin for the hater

Ask the Irish or them hemped out Jamaicans

or all them other little islands for the takin'

Oh them Scotts they got tired of the fakin'

You can take mah land but not mah deep fried bacon

don't ye tread in mah sea or my soil

and don't be fuckin up aluminum foil

a bad apple in the barrel's gonna spoil

washin' up back in black...FROM ALL THE OIL

(to be continued)

P.S. This does NOT go out to all British people. People like:

Sade, Elvis Costello, Monty Python, The Beatles, Led zep, Black Sabbath, The Police...and those alike...

had nothing to do with the oil spill.

*I am taking the piss out of the type of people who do regrettable things through out history, time and time again...

your friendly cyberhood

Uncle Samurai

Liberty and justice for all...

Since the first shot was fired, the revolution of freedom was forever documented and reprinted in the good words of our best writers. For many years the attempt for peace and tranquility has been challenged by the expansion of our population. The more the merrier? Not really. The more people crammed together, the less space we have and the more ammunition we acquire to clear room for our idea of freedom. If you want to challenge that idea, then good luck. You would have to rewrite the books of history again. Get in line.( Thank god for the music in between all of us.)

Recalling to memory, this first shot fired, doesn't change the incentive that we the people started with. We actually didn't start with anything, if you think about it. We continued what was started across the pond long ago. Americans sometimes forget the little facts in pursuit of the big plans and ideas that will suit everyone here and now; today. But this country was made from the very same ideas that anyone would want from a country: Happiness and the right to enjoy living a life. The happiness never leaves the planet. In fact, it kind of IS the planet. What we accept as the experience of happiness might be a million different versions at this point in time. Long ago in the UK, there was a 700 year reign of ownership that inspired the Scottish and the Irish to fight for their freedom and right to this universal happiness; mixed in with the many different types of people there in the UK, as well.
This eventually pushed it's way over here and continued. And in this continuum; this skirmish; this struggle for freedom and the right to experience happiness, America was born. But it was nothing new. We just had some great writers convincing us that it was. But, to a lot of us, it's the same story that everyone is living world wide. And now that the world is, indeed, connected via the internet, the proof is there. When this country started, we literally had a captive audience. Now the whole world is the crowd. And there seems to be a difference, for the time being.

Getting back to that first shot that was fired...it really wasn't the first, if you recall.. It was just another shot in a continuous battle for the idea of the pursuit of happiness. I have never fired a bullet from a gun in my life, so far. I hope I never will. But I do not hate guns the way that you may think I do, right now. That shot may have missed and things could be different for us all in this land. But it hit and America was born, subsequently. Killing is wrong when the idea behind it has no moral value. What is a moral value? Sharks have what is called a feeding frenzy when there is blood in the water. People have a similar reaction to killing. It is war. The important thing to remember is that all wars are fought on the grounds of happiness, just sitting there waiting for us to experience it again. In that thought is the freedom I find in every constitution ever written in the history of mankind. Liberty and justice for all who know the definition. And none for those who do not. We stand on a revolving world that let's us experience whatever it is that we want.

There is a book coming out soon called the Real Happiness Revolution.
Enlightening, it is.

Uncle Samurai

Big Brother Link

Big Brother by Uncle Samurai

Big brother has a name and his name is url
(aka) H double T P colon with 2 slashes, Girl
You know his plan and execution of the big take over
Ballin’ dollars on the web like an arachnid rover

Sittin’ trapped like a bug inside a virus on line
My legs have atrophied and petrified right under my spine
And my vocabulary’s changin’ and my memory, too
Do you remember browsin’ links at your dads barbeque?

I try to talk to my friends they put their book in my face
I’m sending letters of affection to the stars in my space
Yeah I’m attached to my server like the phone in your head
We used to talk about clothes now we discuss them on threads

You leave the house in your pajamas wearin’ Ugs and no socks
You can’t deny it I just read it in your friends comment box
You say you have an education but I say LOL
You got no punctuation skills and you’re too lazy to spell

Oh B T W I’m guessing that your B double F
Has got a photograph of you photographing your self
And so I’m ROTFLMAO clutching my side
As you continue texting messages to friends while you drive


Big Brother is growing so big bright and blue
And his huge electric globe has been caressed by you
And if you think it’s hard enough to get connections through
Then think about the link he wants to send to you

Republicans are planning to Tea Bag Obama?

No offense to real gay people, but isn't that typical of the republican party?

Nasty buggers aren't they?

I'm sorry to sound so vile but how the fuck does a drugged Elephant find a scapegoat so quick?!

My advice:

Republicans need to UNSMOKE some crack...

(sigh)

I play this cover a little different now...

...with my shooting hand...

Are all Republicans dicks...?

Please save us Jimi

Oh yeah...here's the Huffington Post article.

Baka Jin!

The Guardian Angel device says SHUT UP AND DRIVE!

If you are reading this, then prepare yourself for a not so smooth and eloquent ride.
This blog will be a vent for the mind. It will be mostly awful, bad, negative or on par with
the comment box wars on line. Or actual comments form real articles.( I keep everyone anonymous. ) Ready?
Hold on to your braingina...


Awaiting Federal Approval, Revolutionary Technology Is Ready to Save Lives

"The Guardian Angel device transmits a low-frequency signal that inhibits the use of cellular devices within a focused area. The device prevents drivers operating any type of vehicle from using a mobile device if they exceed a certain speed, currently 15 MPH."

Commentator#1- So...that means that people on the freeway will be driving at 15mph. Because the world of people have prioritized talking over everything. We'll see more 15 mph crashes, too. Which will mean more survivors for car insurance rate hikes.

Commentator#2- People will not shut up. We would rather invent tools for our "convenience" than LEARN to drive without talking!

Commentator#3- you dum asses need 2 shutp!! this is evelution u retardz! if u cant drve n talk then yo mite be a real retarded person haha

#2- Spell check yourself!
#3- I aint talking about spelling hear! I'm talking about DRIVING. Why don't you eveolve with the rest of us like Adam and Eve did!
#2- wtf are you ranting about?
#3- wtf r u go n 2 do abot it?
#1-Maybe you gys need to have a drag race
#2- maybe we do
#3- maybe this faggit is IN grag
#3-I mean DRAG
Commentator#4- (screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch BLAM!) that was the sound of two dumb asses talking on the freeway
Commentator#5- I lost 2 friends to cel phone accidents. It's awful to look back and realize that they could have just pulled over....and they would still be here...
#1- sorry to hear
#2-that sucks


(Baka)