If you are reading this, then prepare yourself for a not so smooth and eloquent ride.
This blog will be a vent for the mind. It will be mostly awful, bad, negative or on par with
the comment box wars on line. Or actual comments form real articles.( I keep everyone anonymous. ) Ready?
Hold on to your braingina...
Awaiting Federal Approval, Revolutionary Technology Is Ready to Save Lives
"The Guardian Angel device transmits a low-frequency signal that inhibits the use of cellular devices within a focused area. The device prevents drivers operating any type of vehicle from using a mobile device if they exceed a certain speed, currently 15 MPH."
Commentator#1- So...that means that people on the freeway will be driving at 15mph. Because the world of people have prioritized talking over everything. We'll see more 15 mph crashes, too. Which will mean more survivors for car insurance rate hikes.
Commentator#2- People will not shut up. We would rather invent tools for our "convenience" than LEARN to drive without talking!
Commentator#3- you dum asses need 2 shutp!! this is evelution u retardz! if u cant drve n talk then yo mite be a real retarded person haha
#2- Spell check yourself!
#3- I aint talking about spelling hear! I'm talking about DRIVING. Why don't you eveolve with the rest of us like Adam and Eve did!
#2- wtf are you ranting about?
#3- wtf r u go n 2 do abot it?
#1-Maybe you gys need to have a drag race
#2- maybe we do
#3- maybe this faggit is IN grag
#3-I mean DRAG
Commentator#4- (screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch BLAM!) that was the sound of two dumb asses talking on the freeway
Commentator#5- I lost 2 friends to cel phone accidents. It's awful to look back and realize that they could have just pulled over....and they would still be here...
#1- sorry to hear
#2-that sucks
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