Big Brother Link

Big Brother by Uncle Samurai

Big brother has a name and his name is url
(aka) H double T P colon with 2 slashes, Girl
You know his plan and execution of the big take over
Ballin’ dollars on the web like an arachnid rover

Sittin’ trapped like a bug inside a virus on line
My legs have atrophied and petrified right under my spine
And my vocabulary’s changin’ and my memory, too
Do you remember browsin’ links at your dads barbeque?

I try to talk to my friends they put their book in my face
I’m sending letters of affection to the stars in my space
Yeah I’m attached to my server like the phone in your head
We used to talk about clothes now we discuss them on threads

You leave the house in your pajamas wearin’ Ugs and no socks
You can’t deny it I just read it in your friends comment box
You say you have an education but I say LOL
You got no punctuation skills and you’re too lazy to spell

Oh B T W I’m guessing that your B double F
Has got a photograph of you photographing your self
And so I’m ROTFLMAO clutching my side
As you continue texting messages to friends while you drive


Big Brother is growing so big bright and blue
And his huge electric globe has been caressed by you
And if you think it’s hard enough to get connections through
Then think about the link he wants to send to you

Republicans are planning to Tea Bag Obama?

No offense to real gay people, but isn't that typical of the republican party?

Nasty buggers aren't they?

I'm sorry to sound so vile but how the fuck does a drugged Elephant find a scapegoat so quick?!

My advice:

Republicans need to UNSMOKE some crack...

(sigh)

I play this cover a little different now...

...with my shooting hand...

Are all Republicans dicks...?

Please save us Jimi

Oh yeah...here's the Huffington Post article.

Baka Jin!

The Guardian Angel device says SHUT UP AND DRIVE!

If you are reading this, then prepare yourself for a not so smooth and eloquent ride.
This blog will be a vent for the mind. It will be mostly awful, bad, negative or on par with
the comment box wars on line. Or actual comments form real articles.( I keep everyone anonymous. ) Ready?
Hold on to your braingina...


Awaiting Federal Approval, Revolutionary Technology Is Ready to Save Lives

"The Guardian Angel device transmits a low-frequency signal that inhibits the use of cellular devices within a focused area. The device prevents drivers operating any type of vehicle from using a mobile device if they exceed a certain speed, currently 15 MPH."

Commentator#1- So...that means that people on the freeway will be driving at 15mph. Because the world of people have prioritized talking over everything. We'll see more 15 mph crashes, too. Which will mean more survivors for car insurance rate hikes.

Commentator#2- People will not shut up. We would rather invent tools for our "convenience" than LEARN to drive without talking!

Commentator#3- you dum asses need 2 shutp!! this is evelution u retardz! if u cant drve n talk then yo mite be a real retarded person haha

#2- Spell check yourself!
#3- I aint talking about spelling hear! I'm talking about DRIVING. Why don't you eveolve with the rest of us like Adam and Eve did!
#2- wtf are you ranting about?
#3- wtf r u go n 2 do abot it?
#1-Maybe you gys need to have a drag race
#2- maybe we do
#3- maybe this faggit is IN grag
#3-I mean DRAG
Commentator#4- (screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch BLAM!) that was the sound of two dumb asses talking on the freeway
Commentator#5- I lost 2 friends to cel phone accidents. It's awful to look back and realize that they could have just pulled over....and they would still be here...
#1- sorry to hear
#2-that sucks


(Baka)